: : : So here we go. Home Monologues Easy A (Rosemary): I had a similar situation when I was your age. You must be related to me. Disney World is much more liberal. Not in high school. The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. The rumors are true. : A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes. This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. [Sarcastically imitates laughing] I don't know when it will happen. Olive Penderghast I kind of hate me, too. With Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. Easy A. [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. Olive Penderghast Dude, that's not gonna make people think you're straight. Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. : Olive Penderghast To say that one was freely adapted, is a. Olive Penderghast And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. : Part One: The Shudder-Inducing and Cliched, However Totally False Account Of How I Lost My Virginity To A Guy At A Community College. Olive Penderghast : If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Interview: Lilah Fitzgerald Talks Dream Come True Roles in Monster High and Lucky Hank, Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own. Emma Stone Reveals She's Never Actually Watched 'Easy A' - HuffPost If you enjoy, please like and subscribe and also. : : : Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. Olive Penderghast Thanks for asking. You know, not really. A is for Awesome. Olive: I didnt mean with me! [yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : What's your problem? Olive: (Responds in Southern accent) Oh, happy day, Mama! The Will Gluck-directed teen sex comedy was Stone's first leading role before she became one of the most . How is that my problem, amigo? [Tries again] : Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. Rhiannon Is it not a minister? Olive Penderghast Rosemary: Whats the rumor mill churning out these days? : The kind that does it, or the kind that does it and doesn't have the lady-balls to tell her friend? Rosemary Not really. Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was? Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : You know, I did hear something. : : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. Incorrigible. I also heard he gave you crabs. Do you think that maybe you're reading a little too much into this assignment? I was just wondering if there's a minster around? I want every detail now, shit-face. Summary: Rosemary (Patricia Clarkson in the film) tells Olive (Emma Stone) about her past. I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS! Just kidding! It's a movie about a high school girl named Olive, who learns very quickly that in high school, reputation is everything. You don't have to be so aggressive about it. Pow! No, I didn't. More: Watch the Movie Click here to download the monologue ROSEMARY: I had a similar situation when I was your age. Easy A (2010) - Plot - IMDb : I fake rocked your world! "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Olive Penderghast : Incorrigible! "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. : Oh my God! Mrs. Griffith Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. Rhiannon Before I met Dad, I had incredibly low self-worth and I spread my legs for anyone. But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell Pastor 2010 The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. 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Olive Penderghast This is an obvious (and proud of it) homage to the great teen films of John Hughes. Olive Penderghast This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. Rhiannon : (points to the sky) His. This is my side, the right one. No, silly. : I'd be the dirtiest skank they've ever seen. Olive Penderghast Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Brandon 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. : It wasn't the left tit? Its true. Brandon Olive Penderghast Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. Perhaps you should embroider a red A on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp. : Chip [talking to Marianne] I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. I'm here. We are officially over! : Just make sure you have an exit strategy. I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it. Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. I consider this. *I don't claim. : : Yes, you did. Rosemary Marianne Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb Who told you? Manage Settings : Rhiannon : Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*? That rhymed Marianne Olive: Youre not really heading the right direction.

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